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Joke of the Day
"How do you know when you are going to drown in milk? When it's past your eyes."
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"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"What branch of government actually listens to the people? [The NSA !](/spoiler)"
"If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again... they would make all the hits"
"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"
"I'm thinking of getting a tribal tattoo to express my individuality."
"Two guys are walking down the road and they see a dog licking himself. First guy says, ""Boy I sure wish I could do that."" Second guy says, ""I think you should try to pet him first."""
"Deactivated my FB. Before the final ""submit"", they show you pictures of ""friends"" that says ""These people will miss you"". Best laugh ever."
"What type of bee makes milk instead of honey? Boobees!!!"
"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? If it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan !"