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Joke of the Day
"Your Mother is so fat That even neutrinos can't pass through her"
Next Joke
"Please write another brilliant status about how high you are. I'm on the edge of my seat here."
"""Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero."""
"What do you call someone with no shins? Tony"
"Where did the Joker prank Batman? Got 'Em City."
"Snakes are terrifying because they can't trip and fall over shit. No creature should possess such power."
"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."
"I welcome new employees by leaving a candy bar on their desk. Then I drop by later and yell, ""Yo, who ate my candy? You're my bitch now!""."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"
"Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest? Because he was biting."