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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."

"Why doesn't Fleetwood Mac shave? Because Stevie Nicks."

"I keep trying to lose this last 180 pounds but he refuses to leave."

"I went to Africa recently... ...and I saw that they used Co2 as fuel instead of petrol or diesel. I couldn't believe it and I exclaimed, ""Madagascar!"""

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"Let me tell you know what I know about dawrves... very little"

"If two wrongs do not make a right, What do two rights make? An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high"

"A girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her."

"Q. Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis? A. At a secondhand store."

"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."