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Joke of the Day

"4 dead in office shooting Boss: ""looks like they're fired"" Secretary: ""No sir, they were fired at"""

"What do you call Quicksilver when he's duct taping people's mouths? A running gag."

"A poem by Stevie Wonder Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I can't see."

"If I was ever on Jeopardy I would call Trebek the wrong name like I'd never heard of him. ""I'll take Beauty Pageants for 400, Jason."""

"What do computers snack on? micro chips"

"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."

"What did the CIA dogs say when they supsected they were being followed? Looks like we got a tail."

"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet, but I can only walk so fast."

"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."

"How Long is a China-man? I always thought he was Korean."