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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer. What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs, or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer."

"I'd make a joke about albinism but... I'm afraid it would be off-color."

"Women call it a secret sixth sense, men call it paranoia."

"Nice weather guys, lets have the internet outside today..."

"Bad news: none of the fireworks at the Trump rally misfired and killed me!"

"Q: Who did Frankenstein take to the prom? A: His ghoul friend."

"See you later masturbater Afterwhile pedophile"

"A new source of electricity is found! Lincoln is is infinitely rolling in his grave right now. We can use that somehow."

"Just remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else."

"My girlfriend just introduced me to the parents. As if I've never met my own mum and dad before."