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Joke of the Day

"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."

"An Anus Gets into a fight with two guys at a bar He rectum"

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"What's your best Hitler joke?"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's an obscure number and you've probably never heard of it."

"If the main character of ""The Walking Dead "" spared every human, would he be called... ... Pacifist Rick ?"

"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"

"Pizza is like sex... If three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want"

"Mom and Dad are in the iron and steel business. She does the ironing and he does the stealing."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's holding a grenade !"