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Joke of the Day

"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"

"First cannibal: We had burglars last night. Second cannibal: Did they taste good?"

"Came up with this as a kid Why'd the dog sit in the shade? He didn't want to be a hot dog!"

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."

"Inspecting mirrors.... ....is a job I can see myself doing."

"Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password."

"I was going to tell a celery joke but it might become a laughing stalk. O_o"

"The part of the Bible I relate to the most is when Jesus makes a scene at the farmers market"

"Shoepidity... wearing ridiculously uncomfortable shoes just because they look good."

"You guy want to hear a joke about a cat? Nah. I'm just kitten."