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Joke of the Day

"Three people having sex is called a threesome... Two people having sex is called a twosome. Now I know why everyone calls me handsome. (My brothers Facebook status today...)"

"What do you call Jehova's Witnesses in Chinese Ding Dong"

"Two lizards are being chased by the police ... and one says to the other 'Lose the tail!'"

"I like the way the earth revolves! It really makes my day!"

"How many Mexicans Does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan"

"Osama=Crabs What do Osama Bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush."

"What did the maxi-pad say to the fart? ""You are the wind beneath my wings."""

"What do you get when you cross Folger's and Smuckers? ...Smolger's. <.<"

"A flying pig defecated on me today. I shit you not."

"I hate it when somebody always comments on my status but never likes them."