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Joke of the Day

"We all deserve friends like the Backstreet Boys. If you ask ""am I sexuaaaal?"" and don't get a ""yeeeeeeah!"" in response, you need a new crew."

"Life is like a box of chocolates If you're fat it's not going to last long."

"I'm a guy that loves to show a woman exactly what I like sexually. So I start off every first date with a 2-hour PowerPoint presentation."

"So I opened an egg today and something came out. That's the yolk."

"Why was the panda crying? He had a bambooboo. Aonther one from my 9 year old."

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. Capricorns can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense."

"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."

"A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Muslim says ""I don't drink"" The Jew replies ""I'm not paying"""

"Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman."

"What do you call a surgeon who graduated last in his class? Doctor"