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Joke of the Day

"Lawyers and Prostitutes If a solicitor engages in solicitation and a prostitute engages in prostitution, then why do prostitutes get booked for solicitation and solicitors get paid to screw people?"

"Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers"

"if you take a selfie at a dad's funeral, his hand will rise up out of the casket and give you bunny ears"

"A woman with big boobs will never truly know if she's actually interesting."

"I took a really sloppy poo today... My ass was wiped more times than Ian Watkins' search history"

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"My doctor said if I wanna drop a few pounds I'd have to stay away from carbs So I've been using this insanely long straw to drink beer"

"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"

"What's the worst thing about being a gynecologist? You can't eat on the job."