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"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"
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"I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian"
"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."
"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."
"I usually turn down the volume on my car radio when searching for an address, as if the house will shout out to me as I approach."
"I want to tell you guys a small joke It's very puny!"
"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""
"""Now, tilt your head and give me total scumbag!"" - Realtor headshot photographer"
"My better half said period jokes aren't clever So I wound up discarding 3 pages of jokes i had expounded on the Victorian period."
"Everyone knows someone whose laugh is always funnier than the joke."