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"I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets."
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"What do you call a dog without front legs? Chester."
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"Time for an update twitter. Please add a ""WHO CARES"" button right next to retweet and favorite."
"I was going to tell a 9/11 joke today... ...but I was told that it would be insensitive and just plane wrong."
"Fantastic Four (2015) currently has a rating of 4.0 on IMDB"
"I need Hike Employee: I need Hike. H.R : Install it from play store."