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Joke of the Day
"What is something that tastes better than it smells? A tongue"
Next Joke
"Did I tell you guys about my awesome camping trip? Yea, it was in tents"
"Why aren't there any introverted suicide bombers? They have a hard time sharing what's inside with strangers."
"There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"What do you call a dog that can find something that's not there? A Labracadabrador"
"this is our son, Ryder Kade Ace Hypermasculine Overcompensation for Daddy's Fears Jones-Rendenburg"
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"eer booze and fun!' 'A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman ""Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"""
"Why did the book get stitches? Because he had his appendix removed. note: books can also be female."
"boys love mysterious girls so don't be afraid to show up to dates with a shovel and a smear of fresh blood on your collar"