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Joke of the Day

"eer booze and fun!' 'A man walks into a bar with a piece of asphalt under his arm and asks the barman ""Can I have a drink for me and one for the road?"""

"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"

"Hey, women that breastfeed in public... What's with you not winking back?"

"Did you hear what what Dr Dre is calling his new social media platform? Beats me."

"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"

"What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time? Whacks on, whacks off."

"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."

"Treat me like a joke, and I'll leave you like it's funny."

"I know a man who came way too far. You could say, his biggest short coming was his long coming."

"Why did Jimmy take a ruler to bed? To see how long he slept for."