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Joke of the Day
"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"
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"What's the difference between dreams and memes? I haven't given up on my memes yet"
"What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza? A vegetarian."
"How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, ""Really dude, you look huge!"""
"In the middle of a really messy divorce, I decided suicide was the only option. I just need to talk her into it now."
"To all those that received a book from me for a Christmas present They're due back at the library today."
"Blind Date I went on a blind date once. It wasn't a good time because the dog kept getting in the way."
"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""
"How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs? None. He *fell*...."
"Jews will be celebrating Passover soon... ...to commemorate the day John Stewart was passed over for the spot on the late show."