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Joke of the Day
"What dance do you do when summer is over? Tango (tan go)."
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"Before you judge a woman, walk a mile in her shoes. After that who cares? She's a mile away and you've got her shoes."
"No matter how loud car alarms are, cars never seem to wake up."
"Facebook has really revolutionized how quickly we find out friends from high school gave up on their dreams."
"3 elephants jump out of a plane 2 hit the ground and 1 hit the water Bump bump shh"
"Child on fire Would a crazy kid whose state-paid temporary parents set him on fire be a bananas Foster child?"
"Why do Chinese people suck at soccer? Because every time they get a corner they open up a restaurant."
"What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger."
"Where are chocolate coins made? At the Chocolate Mint."
"Why are there stitch marks on zombies? Who's giving them medical attention?"