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Joke of the Day
"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."
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"What's that, turkey? GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well? GOBBLE GOBBLE [breaks turkey's neck] no time for your riddles, in the oven you go"
"HOW TO ROB A BANK: (1) Walk in and start talking about your study abroad experience. (2) Everyone's asleep now. Grab the money."
"Fire alarms should just play Nickelback Anyone who stays in the building deserves what they get."
"ME: Off to the concert with my friends WIFE: Say hi to everyone for me [later] ME [individually saying hi to 10,000 ppl] This is exhausting"
"How disappointing is it that Han Solo didn't name his son 'Guitar'"
"I saw a bunch of youths hitting an old lady. I stopped my car, wound down my window and yelled, ""Excuse me, that's my mother-in-law."" ""And what?"" they replied. ""And she's still moving."""
"Why couldn't the dolphin turn around in a hallway Because he was driving a tractor"
"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION"
"Milkman Today my girlfriend was sexually harassed by a milkman. This really happened"