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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why computer parts are not expensive? Because they are micro-cheap."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"

"What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer? A hooker can wash her crack and re-sell it."

"Did you hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they could not understand."

"What's the point of having nice tits if you're going to cover them up? Stop being so fucking greedy and unbutton your shirt like I do."

"Dear Tech Support, I twied to puth my tongue in tha USthB port again. Canth you helpf?"

"A doctor in a mental hospital was caught having sex with a female patient. He was Fucking Crazy!"

"What do they call an affair with a psychiatrist? A psychiatric tryst."

"I highly recommend anything. - Stoners."

"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."