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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bull masturbating? Beef stroganoff"
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"My cat cares about me. LOLZ that's the joke."
"What do you call your friend thats a detective? Your Sherlock Homie"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because they're extinct"
"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair."
"Has anyone else noticed that the symbol ""&"" looks like a man dragging his butt across the floor?"
"What is long and hard on a Newfie? Grade 1."
"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"
"What do you call a confused gnu? A bewildebeest."
"I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler... Yoda is dead"