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Joke of the Day

"I hate Housework!!! You do the dishes!! You do the Laundry!! ...and then 6 months later you have to do it all over again!"

"Who's the laziest doctor at the hospital? ''Doctor Dolittle.'' EDIT: The doctor off that movie that talks to the animals."

"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader."

"A Silly Riddle! What is white looks like sand and found in the gusset your GF Knickers Clitty Litter!"

"A dick has a sad life His hair is a mess His family is nuts His neighbour is an asshole And, his owner beats him."

"I like my women like I like my computer Turned on On my lap And virus free"

"Schizophrenic walks into a psychiatrists office . . . says, ""Doc, am I as crazy as he says we are?"""

"What do you call a pirate that pees on other people? Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly"

"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."