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Joke of the Day
"Last week I gave a lecture on sexual dysfunction Nobody came."
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"Puns about cow sounds are the lowest form of humor."
"Dumb blondes Why does a dumb blonde have a deep bellybutton? They probably have dumb boyfriends too !"
"Congratulations USA We have officially gone black and gone back."
"I would have been grounded for saying 66% of Dick Van Dyke's name."
"The ultimate collection of jokes about Uranus! http://www.nottriangles.com/blog/uranus.html"
"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."
"What type of weed do lizards smoke? Mariguana."
"Dear son, your art is getting you nowhere. Do something with your life. With love, Alois Hitler."
"This is how good my dog is, LOL. I tell ya, my dog is lazy. He don't chase cars. He sits on the curb and takes down license plate numbers. Rodney Dangerfield"