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"Me: *trying to be cool* Scotch Bartender: Preference? Me: *nervously* hop Bartender: Bout time! *breaks out sidewalk chalk*"
"Why monkeys make terrible drivers: bad depth perception, suffer from road rage & fling poop at other drivers."
"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"
"Barista: Name? Me: Lotta Sexhaver *wink* *Time passes* Barista: Got a latte for Virgin McLiar"
"Happy Fourth of July. May your emails be gathered and your drones fly forever free!"
"Car next to me in liquor store parking lot has a family sticker. She has SEVEN kids. I better get in there quick! She's gonna buy it all."
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell."
"Gay people try to say they're not as permiscuous as they're made out to be, but I've had three separate gay men offer me blowjobs And I've never had that happen with a straight guy"
"Did you hear about the Scooby Doo villain who became an Olympic swimmer? He would have won, if it weren't for all those medaling swimmers!"