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Joke of the Day

"I just said ""bye - bye"" when I ended a phone call, and now I'm debating on if I should have my milk & cookies before or after recess."

"mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh."

"There are only 10 sorts of people in the world those who understand binary and those who don't."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting this joke to be in base 3"

"My wife asked me what super hero I would be at the party.. I told her a giant dick that comes to the rescue"

"A cheerleader gets up in front of me and says ""2, 4, 6, 8..."" I was like ""don't even!"""

"Notice how ""me"" comes first in merge? There's a reason for that."

"If history repeats itself, I'm totally getting a dinosaur!"

"Y'know, I don't understand all the fuss about using 3D printers to make guns. I've had a Canon printer for years!"

"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"