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Joke of the Day

"Maybe if we press ""2"" for Spanish, we'll actually get someone that speaks English better then the person on the ""1"" line."

"Another pirate joke. What is a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet...? ""Arrrrr?"" Nope... you'd think so, but it'd be the ""C."""

"What happens when you put 50 different grey ions together? Bondage."

"Certain religions condemn eating pig meat. They're against the idea of cannibalism."

"Only true feminists will get this Offended"

"How to properly use a paper clip: 1. Throw in garbage 2. Use a stapler"

"What if the stickers are the only thing Made In China?"

"What piece of furniture can you always trust? A Reputable."

"Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea? Because all proper tea is theft."

"WIFE: how old is your daughter? WIFE'S FRIEND: she's eight going on nine. ME: *whispering* That's how numbers work"