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Joke of the Day

"Unless it's that scary chick from The Ring, I really don't care who is in the restroom with me."

"Thanks a lot bathroom doors with the gender written in weird symbols. I just want to pee, not solve a sudoku puzzle."

"What do you call that little white stuff on the top of bird shit? More bird shit. (Dad joke from the 70's)"

"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath idiot, breath!"

"One beer can in a cooler says ""what's up?"" to another. The other one replied, ""Just chilling""."

"If a tree falls in the woods can I stand under it so I don't have to go to work tomorrow?"

"I got my eyes on you One eye, talking to a another eye, say ""I don't know about you but something between us smells"""

"[Therapist appt.] Hub: She doesn't have her priorities straight. *Me on FaceTime with a petting zoo in the background* ""That's not true"""

"What do you call a joke about oral sex? Pun-ilingus."

"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."