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Joke of the Day
"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."
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"My new neighbor's super hot but I haven't tried to take her out yet... When I checked the oven, she wasn't quite done."
"Why did Michael Jackson have such a private life? He wasn't nosey."
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"Whats Fred Flintstones favorite drug? Crack Rock."