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Joke of the Day

"I love my toilet. We've been through a lot of shit together."

"I'm always frank with my sexual partners. Don't want them knowing my real name."

"Why do girls prefer to drive auto cars, instead of manual? Because they want the D."

"Hey baby, are you an oven? Because you've had a lot of Jews inside of you."

"So ladies, Oscar Pistorius is single... and he is ..."

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."

"Do you know poop is tapered at one end? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."

"Did you hear about the guy who picked up a leper at the gay bar? [NSFW] After he pulled out, he got himself a nice piece of ass."

"Who says you can't make someone love you? I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ."