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Joke of the Day
"Changing the world. Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing herself."
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"""SANTA"" rearranged is ""SATAN""...I'm on to you fat man"
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"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"
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"Someone accused me of spending too much time on the Internet. I don't know what to say. I am so full of emoticons right now."
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"I let people know that I'm no weirdo. I say ""I'm no weirdo!"" From that point forward, it's just a matter of keeping my mouth off their pets."
"cocaine jokes cracks me up all the time"
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