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Joke of the Day
"I broke my finger today - but on the other hand I am completely fine."
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"If history has taught me anything, it's that the person with the loudest, wettest cough will always sit down beside me in a waiting room."
"""On my way"" I said, pretending to drive my bed."
"Did you hear about how much those new prosthetic limbs cost? An arm and a leg."
"I give new meaning to the word ""awesome."" At least I did when I changed the Wikipedia entry."
"If you wanna make hundreds of friends, you gotta wear a t-shirt with a joke on it. People will not stop laughing. ""This guy,"" they'll say."
"A man's Wife says that she wants something that goes from 0-180 in under 10 seconds.. The man leaves for a moment and then returns with the scale from their bathroom."
"5 years ago when 'House of Cards' started we said, 'That's so scary.' Now Trump is here and we're like, 'hahaha, House of Cards is adorable'"
"trump: ban muslims jeb bush: i disagree. just like dad would. who used to be president ben carson: how did spongebob make fire underwater"
"A guy I know got bitten by a radioactive bedbug. He spent 3 weeks in a coma, but when he came round again he was able to fold a fitted sheet"