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"What did the Vietnamese sandwich salesman say to the unhappy mod? Banh mi"
"I saw a lake monster!!! He was walking up out of the water and onto the shore!!! Littorally!!!"
"Ladies, do you like the strong, silent type? Then you'll love my farts."
"Little John discovered his testicles while taking a shower and asked his mother. Johny:""Mom! Are these my brains?"" Mother:"" Not yet Johny"""
"Just so you know, I have an Epi pen... My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I should have it."
"What do you get from a Hebrew genie? A coupon for 10% off three Jewishes"
"How do you make a drummers car more aerodynamic? You remove the pizza delivery sign! Hahahahaaa..ha"
"The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes My dogs don't even have bikes"
"Why was the ukelele teacher put in jail? Becuase he was caught fingering A minor."