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Joke of the Day

"""I'll catch up with you, I just have to make ONE more joke on Twitter"" (How I'd die in a horror movie)"

"This national park is nice but the cell service sucks. I can only enjoy natural beauty if I can tweet ironically about it."

"Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield? Because the stalks are all ears."

"Don't worry, they'll tell you. How do you know OP put the punchline in the title?"

"Hey girl, are you my appendix? Because I'm not completely sure how you work, but this strange feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."

"A Latvian Haiku Where is potatoes? This winter is very cold. Family is starve."

"What did Cinderella do when she finally got to the ball? Choke."

"Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"

"LE NEW JOKE??? AWWW YEHP"

"3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes..."