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Joke of the Day
"Why do so many math majors confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 is Dec 25"
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"How can you tell if your buddy is gay? His dick tastes like shit."
"Q: What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in? A: MOVIES!"
"Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years? I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."
"A chicken and an egg are lying in bed The chicken, smoking a cigarette, turns to the egg and says, ""Well, I guess we answered that question."""
"One of my patients took me to Sioux City Now Iowa defense attorney a lot of money."
"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."
"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
"Aww I'm sorry you're mad the world doesn't revolve around you. Here...let me pour you a nice, tall glass of Get Over It."
"Thinking about making a sitcom where two mermaid guys are roommates and calling it ""tuna half men"""