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Joke of the Day
"Three monkeys walk into a bar... I forgot the rest, but your mom's a whore."
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"China's rise is terrifying: look at this list of casualties from Chinese military interventions over the last three decades http://i.imgur.com/WFsyTn8.png"
"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"
"What do mathematicians say when they encounter a difficult problem? f(x)"
"How do you organize a space party? You planet."
"A man can survive up to two weeks without water, around forty days without food, and about one hour without touching his junk."
"Sometimes I wonder if I'm being selfish using my voice to just sing in the car instead of saving the music industry."
"What do you call a mouse with cheese but no crackers? Cracka-lackin"
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
"What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth? A pedi-file"