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Joke of the Day
"Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:""Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"""
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"Did you hear about Linda Lovelace's grandmother? She went down on the Titanic."
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"One could say that Brexit has been ... ... quite secessful."
"EVERY SENTIENT & NON-SENTIENT CONGLOMERATION OF MOLECULES ON THIS EARTH HAS A BF. WTF."
"Just tore seven ligaments trying to avoid being handed the phone by my wife."
"Why are all updates to Apple stuff piratical? Because they all involve iPatches."
"My granddad has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from Bristol Zoo."
"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."
"i have two moods: sleep is for the weak sleeping for a week"