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Joke of the Day

"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"

"*hostage situation* Our FIRST demand: we want more bullets because we ran out... NO DON'T COME IN HERE"

"I cheated on my 24 year old girlfriend I apologized and told her my mistress is half the woman she is. ""That's because she's 12!"", said my girlfriend."

"If you are what you eat Then I'm a big pussy and my wife is a dick"

"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""

"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."

"A man, his wife and a son find a genie and get 3 wishes. Son: a hamster! Dad: fuck hamster! Mom: don't fuck the hamster!"

"What did the two oceans say to each other Nothing.. They waved."

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"on earth: a magiciam puts his hand in his hat in the rabbit realm: The Hand emerges. it is time. the rabit council must chose a sacrifice"