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Joke of the Day

"A donkey walked 12 miles.. but when measured the front leg walked 12 miles but the back legs walked only 10 miles Its because he was walking in a circle"

"What's long and black and dangerous to cut into? The KFC Drive-thru line."

"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""

"Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her."

"What's the Italian word for suppository? innuendo"

"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"

"This is your pilot speaking. We'll be taking off shortly once our flight crew confirms that this is, in fact, an airplane"

"How many koalas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, given that he's koali-fied for the job."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."

"2 gay guys and 2 lesbians are Going to the beach. Who gets there first? The gay guys because they packed their shit the night before."