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Joke of the Day

"good dancer:D :D hahah Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"

"[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs] ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*"

"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."

"Like if you believe in God. Remember he saw you reading this."

"My new girlfriend is amazing in the bedroom... She goes down on me more than the EA servers..."

"St. Valentine's day Two blondes chat: ""What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?"" ""What day is it?"" ""Friday."" ""Shepherd's Pie."""

"How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"HR: Know why we called you down? Me: Hmm...a raise? HR: You know we monitor internet usage right? Me: I'd like to report a hacking!"

"How is air like sex? It's no big deal unless you're not getting any."