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Joke of the Day

"A girl's tinder bio said ""I would die without food"" uh okay me too"

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"My wife: ever since you got on twitter you never listen or talk to me any more. Me: yeah spaghetti for sure!"

"Why do kangaroos hate rainy days? Because the kids have to play inside."

"What kind of bellybutton did Paul Walker have? An Audi. ^^^Im ^^^so ^^^sorry"

"HH The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza place.. ..and says ""Please make me one with everything"""

"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"I've had like 6 red bulls, so of course I'm vacuuming the front yard."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee...you fucking racist."

"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."