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Joke of the Day

"What's your favorite terraria boss? Mine is the enderdragon"

"What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken? No weigh..."

"Why does the communist party hate planes? Because they're always Stalin"

"Two dyslexic bank robbers attempted to rob the local bank today. (NSFW) They ran in and said ""Air in the hands mother stickers this is a fuck up!!"""

"I am not a ""Grammar Nazi""... I prefer the term ""Alt-Write""."

"I only have 4 months left on that mirror I broke in 2005."

"Why did the football team take the short bus to the game? They needed more downs."

"Early reports say Robin Williams died from arson.... But I Doubtfire."

"Taking my dog on road trips would be more fun if he didn't always insist on driving."

"I wanted to see lot of animals so I went to the zoo. But they only had one small dog. It was a SHIH-TZU."