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Joke of the Day

"A threesome? Nah not for me. If I wanted to horribly disappoint two other people I'd go out to dinner with my parents"

"What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese? Dind Dong"

"Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren't allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others."

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven..."

"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."

"Why couldn't the philosopher make a living? He made no sense. I tried, I really did."

"What did the racist cannibal have for breakfast? Nigger-o's"

"My new Toyota is going to be in a new movie . . . Just a small part. It's just a Camryo."

"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."

"Day 2 It's been two days since I've been on reddit, hopefully i have the strength to..... GOD DAMNIT!"