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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a introvert likes you... He stares at your shoes instead of his."
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"People change. Except for that homeless guy down the street. Pretty sure he's had the same clothes on since the 90's."
"Why is it whenever we see a police car, we drive like we have 10 kilos of cocaine and a stolen baby in the car?"
"Where does a divine beaver live? A God Dam!"
"My english teacher was a fan of CAPITAL punishment. She despised small letters"
"In a recent blind taste test, a bunch of shit got spilled all over the place."
"Hope there is a particularly fiery spot in hell for anyone capable of losing a dog in an enclosed dog park."
"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."
"I just found a great new way to check email, Facebook, Twitter, chat with friends and buy stuff on eBay, all from one spot. I got a job."
"What do you do for a pig with sore muscles? Rub him with oinkment."