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Joke of the Day
"What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord? A flat minor"
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"How do you make any woman wet? Liquor"
"What's the most trifling thing about divorce when you have kids? Child custardy"
"What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right."
"When stoves die... they go to hoven. I'm^so^sorry"
"My wife and I only smoke after sex; I've had the same pack since 2003. She's up to three packs a day. Rodney Dangerfield"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"My sister asked me if I was gay I couldn't give her a straight answer."
"What's the difference between light and hard? You can still fall asleep with the light on!"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just came out of this chick."