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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock Who's there? Dave. Oh hi Dave, what's new? *The Boss Faints*"

"My eyesight improves if I strap an address book to my face. I wear contacts."

"Farmer Dad: Having a good party son? Farmer Son: No. The music sucks. FD: Well then- FS: Don't. FD: Lettuce turnip the beet."

"Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College - The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam."

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"So I went to the doctor for my annual prostate exam today.... I asked the doctor ""Where I should put my pants?"" He replied ""Over there next to mine."""

"Someone threw an egg at me, I wasn't able to dodge it. It was un-ovoid-able. =("

"What do you call a mollusk on a boat? A snailor"

"I just play poker so I can say I'm going all in without smirking."

"What is my favorite rhetorical question?"