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Joke of the Day

"Did you know King Solomon made love to 1000 virgins but he never enjoyed great sex :-P"

"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom."

"I tried to jerk off with toothpaste last night... it hurt so I had to quit, but I can perform auto-fellatio, so at least I have fresh breath."

"When I get a dog I'm going to name it fart So I can yell ""COME FART!"" In public"

"What did the optimist say as he jumped off the building? So far, so good."

"My wife likes to quote Soundgarden during sex. ""Won't you come"""

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."

"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."

"I'm fairly tall so folks are always asking me ""Do you play basketball?"" My standard reply: ""No, do you play miniature golf?"""

"How do you make both God and Satan angry at you? You rape Satan's wife."