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Joke of the Day
"How often do I make chemistry jokes? Periodically. I made one yesterday, but it had no reaction."
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"Where did the small road go to college? Tulane University"
"I was looking at my bank statement and realized I was a .1 percent-er I don't know why anyone wants to be one, it's a crappy interest rate."
"So a pregnant patient came in to the hospital after a 'huge gush of fluid'... So I asked if el nino or la nina was coming."
"Seeing as you guys are liking these at the moment, What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat? One mucks around in fountains."
"I remember.. going to a store with 20$ and coming home with groceries to last for a week. But now? Damn security cameras everywhere.."
"Why is Perl Jam's new lead singer fat free? They couldn't find a Butter Man!"
"Whats prettier..... ....than watching Ivanka Trump lying on her bed on a Saturday morning? Ivanka Trump lying on MY bed on a Saturday morning."
"Waiter waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner? Oh that one ? he comes here every night."
"I drool as I watch the gyro meat getting sliced off the stick for my wrap... ... then I wonder - is that how vegans feel when they watch someone mowing the lawn?"