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Joke of the Day
"Why does a farmer fuck his sheep at the edge of a cliff? So the sheep will push back."
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"Guys, I lost my baby teeth"
"If I had a female dog... I would name her karma."
"What's so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand.."
"""How can it be global warming,"" pondered @realDonaldTrump, ""if it's cold outside? Cold is the opposite of warm. Science is hard."""
"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"I leave my vacuum in the middle of the floor at all times so when I have unexpected company I can say I was just about to clean my house."
"What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly? They ostrich-sized him"
"Two parallel lines have so much in common Its a shame that....."
"TIL that the radiation of the sun has caused the American Flag on the moon to be completely white So now it looks like France visited first"