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Joke of the Day
"You can't blame me for making jokes about the earthquake. It's not my fault."
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"What's a porn stars favorite drink? 7up in cider"
"Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles? Madagascar"
"I needed a break from stupidity so I left work early."
"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"
"What's the difference between America and Saudi Arabia? You don't need a computer to play minesweeper in Saudi Arabia. (I'm not sorry)"
"What's the difference between a Greyhound bus depot and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."
"The people you lose sleep over don't lose sleep over you. So, help out and drunk dial them at 3AM...."
"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"
"I wish I had an old Asian man for a pet. That way I could name it ""Old Yeller"""