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Joke of the Day

"Monocles Why should you never go out drinking if you wear a monocle? Because then you'd be a barnacle."

"My girlfriend says a 4"" penis is just fine. Still, I wish she didn't have one."

"Wanna hear a joke? ""Why did the chicken cross the road?"" ""Why?"" ""To get to the house of the ugliest human on the planet. Wanna hear another joke? Knock-knock...."" ""Who's there?"" ""Buc-buc-bucaaaaaw!"""

"I've never met a black person that didn't have a cool nickname."

"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"

"Q: Why does the letter A look like a flower? A: Because Bs like flowers."

"One of the simplest ways to stay happy is to let go of the things that make you sad."

"Where does the Joker keep a record of his favourite shrubland areas? Heath Ledger."

"How do you stop your ol' lady from ruining your Saturday night? Kill the bitch on friday."

"There are smart men, handsome men, rich men, sexy men and sweet men and then there is the combination of all. We call that one a ""unicorn"""