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Joke of the Day

"Friend: ""Hey, that girl is cute. Can you put in a good word for me?"" Me: ""Sure"" *walks up to girl* *whispers* ""magnanimous"""

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two."

"Netflix's new show is Marvel's Luke Cage, whose ""Superpower is unbreakable skin. Bullet proof skin on a black man isn't a super power its straight up evolution! -Danish Anwar"

"The band 1024 Megabytes is coming to town. It's their first gig."

"Why do black people put their trash out in clear plastic bags? So that the Puerto Ricans can window-shop."

"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."

"What do you call a salty white person? A saltine."

"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."

"Some day when scientists discover the center of the universe, many people are going to be disappointed to find out it isn't them."

"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."