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Joke of the Day
"Why can't atheist solve exponential problems? Because they don't believe in higher powers."
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"Whats the useless skin around the vagina called? The woman... Im sorry"
"A Jewish daughter asks her Jewish dad for forty dollars to go to the movies... the dad says: ""Thirty dollars?! what do you need twenty five dollars for?!"""
"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"
"Did you hear about the weightlifter who had a hole-in-one? He paid for the drinks all around with his barbell."
"What is Hitler's favorite reality show? The Amazing Race"
"Did you hear the one about the zombie telemarketer? They say he was a dead ringer."
"I have 5 uncles. Scott, Daniel, Bob, Tate, And the one that works at Nintendo."
"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."
"I was curious what happens after you die, so I asked an accountant. The accountant responded, ""form 706""."