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Joke of the Day

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"

"Why did the psych ward escapee never get married? He had a fear of commitment"

"Chuck Norris can jump-start a car using jumper cables attached to his nipples."

"You may think i'm odd for eating ham and pineapple sandwiches.. But hey.. That's just Hawaii roll."

"How do you say ""I surrender"" in french? ""Bonjour"""

"""You know what would make this rice even better? Racism."" - Pitch meeting for Uncle Ben's"

"For those of you wondering what it's like to be married, I'm on day 3 of an argument I didn't know I was having."

"""Everything the light touches is ours,"" I tell my son while opening the fridge."

"Sammy just bought a new pair of pants. He's explaining to Dean that these pants were specially fitted for dancing. ""Ballroom?"" Dean asks. ""Not much,"" Sammy replies."