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Joke of the Day
"Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy? Allahu snackbar!"
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"If I were a fashion designer I wouldn't spend any money on advertising but rather pay old people to wear my competitor's clothing"
"You say pigs can't fly... but swine flu!"
"Halloween is great bc kids just show up at your door and hold out bags of candy for you to steal"
"Want to hear something funny? I saw a sheep get stung by some insects... Not funny? I guess ewe had two bees there."
"Whats 1+0? Babies"
"*shaves 'I Dogs' into my chest hair for the Westminster Dog Show but just as I take my shirt off a car full of cats rolls up*"
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything."
"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."
"What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete."