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Joke of the Day

"My sister said to me: Where do Tie Fighters sit in church? In the *pew*."

"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."

"Black people, want to piss white people off? Open a restaurant. And don't serve coffee or brunch."

"McDonald's burgers always look so great in their commercials but when you actually order one it always looks like its been sat on."

"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."

"Which sport is more lame: frisbee, or curling? Discus"

"A cool fun way to stop his snoring so you can finally get some sleep is to separate the head from the body."

"What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Dam"

"Nice try Asian guy in porns."

"I'm a huge fan of politically incorrect jokes. Listen to this absolute classic: ""Abraham Lincoln was never president""!"