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Joke of the Day

"A man comes homes and sees his girlfriend packing... ""What are you doing?"" He asks ""I'm leaving you"" ""But why"" ""Because you're a pedophile"" ""Pedophile?... big word for an 11 year old"""

"Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of shredded cheese . . . so he can make America grate again."

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

"How can you tell if you're racist? You only pick out the K's when you take an eye exam."

"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."

"Chinese takeout My wife has been angry at me all night for bringing her six bowls of soup back from the local Chinese restaurant. I don't know what her deal is, she very clearly asked for wanton soup."

"Cholesteroly? RT @kfc_colonel How would you describe KFC gravy in one word?"

"People in cars cause accidents. Accidents in cars cause people."

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"What's the difference between a Therapist and The Rapist? Just a little space"