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Joke of the Day
"Why does lightning always strike trees? They are the path of leaf resistance."
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"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."
"Glow in the dark condoms. Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! Now you see it, now you don't! ..."
"Fun Fact: The average 3-year-old boy can stick 11 kernels of corn up his nose before he needs a trip to the ER."
"So all about these girls killing folks because of slenderman..... I guess you could say, they were a victim of anorexic culture"
"Europe is looking amazing right now. It lost a few pounds recently."
"A guy walks into a bar... He said ""ouch."""
"[Confession] ""I killed a man"" ""Wait what"" ""Lol had to get that off my chest, now why did you come in today, my son?"""
"I decided not to have any children. I kid you not."
"Breaking News: Radio Shack is closing 1,100 stores nationwide. Even Breakier News: I can't believe there's 1,100 Radio Shack's."